- Here's too all the parties...
- To all the times we made up excuses like "Do you need water are you okay?" to get out of an awkward situation with drunk guys trying to get at us
- To all the times we got rides home from complete strangers, who were nice enough not to rape us
- To all the times we crashed parties
- To all the times we'd ask for a persons name then forget it 10 minutes later
- To all the times we'd drunk stalk the party hottie...
- To the times we were high and almost pissed our pants
- To all the times we were scared shitless because we couldn't open our eyes and think of a good enough excuse to explain why
- To all the times we blamed the heat for our redness
- To all the times we promised ourselves to go home, but never made it out the party door
- To all the bathroom floors we've curled up and held our barf in on, I hope they were clean
- To all of our girls hair we had to hold back so they wouldn't barf all over themselves
- To the times we were on our period and had too many cramps to drink.. we became the "mommy" of the night
- To all the times we'd go each others houses and reflect on the party and roast
- To all the times we promised we would never get that intoxicated again
- To all the times you walked through a jam and try not to get raped
- To all the times you declined a dance, boy we're those guys fucking mad
- To all the laughs we've got out of looking at girls facial expressions when they're dancing
- To the money we've pitched on drinks .. = $0 Haha
- To all the parties we've been to where we knew 1 person
- To the 500+ friends we've got out of partying
- To the times we cabbed to places to sleep.. that weren't even our own homes
- To the money we wasted on cabs cause the ttc stopped running, we'd be rich
- To the times we've got carried out of the house
- To the times we've got in the middle of a fight accidentally
- To the times we've gotten pushed by cyatties at the party who have the NERVE to call us cyatties when we have clothes on and they don't
- HERE'S TO ALL THE PARTIES....

I'LL FUCKING MISS YOU =(

Labels: 2009